I ran a motorcycle shop in a pretty upscale part of Atlanta. I put a garden hose out back to wash bikes, and a crackhead stole the damn thing. Who steals a garden hose?
Ismael said:
I ran a motorcycle shop in a pretty upscale part of Atlanta. I put a garden hose out back to wash bikes, and a crackhead stole the damn thing. Who steals a garden hose?
Crackheads?
Ismael said:
I ran a motorcycle shop in a pretty upscale part of Atlanta. I put a garden hose out back to wash bikes, and a crackhead stole the damn thing. Who steals a garden hose?
Meth addicts.
@scofield
Why bleach?
Ismael said:
I ran a motorcycle shop in a pretty upscale part of Atlanta. I put a garden hose out back to wash bikes, and a crackhead stole the damn thing. Who steals a garden hose?
Honestly, that doesn’t sound too crazy. The ‘rich’ parts of Atlanta are still not all that great, cause… well, it’s Atlanta.
@Lamar
You probably never even visited Atlanta, huh?
Mathew said:
@Lamar
You probably never even visited Atlanta, huh?
Or any major city for that matter.
Mathew said:
@Lamar
You probably never even visited Atlanta, huh?
Or any major city for that matter.
Most big cities are kinda a mess anyway.
robertson said:
Mathew said:
@Lamar
You probably never even visited Atlanta, huh?
Or any major city for that matter.
Most big cities are kinda a mess anyway.
But they have nice, wealthy areas too.
robertson said:
Mathew said:
@Lamar
You probably never even visited Atlanta, huh?
Or any major city for that matter.
Most big cities are kinda a mess anyway.
Yeah, everyone hates it. That’s why so many people live there. /s
Mathew said:
@Lamar
You probably never even visited Atlanta, huh?
Tuxedo Drive, West Paces Ferry… total dumps.
God bless this crack house… Turn it into a crack home!
Elliot said:
God bless this crack house… Turn it into a crack home!
I still want that doormat.
It’s rude to stop the crackheads and their weapons for the upcoming crackhead thunderdome.
scofield said:
I’d just keep replacing it, but be super careful to coat the lower part with oil from poison oak leaves so they get a surprise next time.
Do they sell poison oak oil at Target?
Why do you keep assuming it’s crackheads?
stephane said:
Why do you keep assuming it’s crackheads?
Because there’s a 7-11 right by my house where they hang out, and this town has a reputation for them.
Move somewhere that’s not a dump.
Summer said:
Move somewhere that’s not a dump.
That’s the plan, man.