Crackheads keep stealing my gate rod so I had to get it welded with a bolt

I ran a motorcycle shop in a pretty upscale part of Atlanta. I put a garden hose out back to wash bikes, and a crackhead stole the damn thing. Who steals a garden hose?

Ismael said:
I ran a motorcycle shop in a pretty upscale part of Atlanta. I put a garden hose out back to wash bikes, and a crackhead stole the damn thing. Who steals a garden hose?

Crackheads?

Ismael said:
I ran a motorcycle shop in a pretty upscale part of Atlanta. I put a garden hose out back to wash bikes, and a crackhead stole the damn thing. Who steals a garden hose?

Meth addicts.

@scofield
Why bleach?

Ismael said:
I ran a motorcycle shop in a pretty upscale part of Atlanta. I put a garden hose out back to wash bikes, and a crackhead stole the damn thing. Who steals a garden hose?

Honestly, that doesn’t sound too crazy. The ‘rich’ parts of Atlanta are still not all that great, cause… well, it’s Atlanta.

@Lamar
You probably never even visited Atlanta, huh?

Mathew said:
@Lamar
You probably never even visited Atlanta, huh?

Or any major city for that matter.

robertson said:

Mathew said:
@Lamar
You probably never even visited Atlanta, huh?

Or any major city for that matter.

Most big cities are kinda a mess anyway.

Austin said:

robertson said:
Mathew said:
@Lamar
You probably never even visited Atlanta, huh?

Or any major city for that matter.

Most big cities are kinda a mess anyway.

But they have nice, wealthy areas too.

Austin said:

robertson said:
Mathew said:
@Lamar
You probably never even visited Atlanta, huh?

Or any major city for that matter.

Most big cities are kinda a mess anyway.

Yeah, everyone hates it. That’s why so many people live there. /s

Mathew said:
@Lamar
You probably never even visited Atlanta, huh?

Tuxedo Drive, West Paces Ferry… total dumps.

God bless this crack house… Turn it into a crack home!

Elliot said:
God bless this crack house… Turn it into a crack home!

I still want that doormat.

It’s rude to stop the crackheads and their weapons for the upcoming crackhead thunderdome.

scofield said:
I’d just keep replacing it, but be super careful to coat the lower part with oil from poison oak leaves so they get a surprise next time.

Do they sell poison oak oil at Target?

Why do you keep assuming it’s crackheads?

stephane said:
Why do you keep assuming it’s crackheads?

Because there’s a 7-11 right by my house where they hang out, and this town has a reputation for them.

Move somewhere that’s not a dump.

Summer said:
Move somewhere that’s not a dump.

That’s the plan, man.